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heh heh! yeah i'm back and trying to get back to normal with the timezone. whew... it's more difficult than it thought.
the wedding went off without a hitch.... almost. :/
thursday night after the rehersal dinner a few of the guys standing up (4 out of the 8 of them) and i went over to one of the guy's house and had a few too many beers. at about midnight a few sox players showed up to help give me a nice send off on my last night as a free man. well, one of the brothers standing up was busting one of the other guys' chops all night long (we're all very close friends), nothing too bad, but add in the variable that a few mlb players were in the room and the guy felt like a bitch being punked out. after about an hour the dude snapped and.... um.... 'accidentally' tackled tom, slipped on the hardwood floor and sent tom (the guy doing all the chop busting) face first into a wooden cd stand. his face was FUCKED! the corners of the wooden stand gashed his face starting at the hairline, all the way down to his chin. his eye was spit open, his nose had some skin ripped off, and his lip was busted wide open. that was all in a row from the corners of the stand. a few inches over was the same thing, although not as bad from the corners of the plastic cd cases. we all freaked out. i thought he was going to die or lost an eye or something. josh (tom's brother) then starts pushing around the guy who tackled tom and i'm screaming DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!... it was a mad-house. he was bleeding like a stuck fucking pig. it was horrible. in the end at about 2am we put a bag of frozen peas on his face to help the swelling, which now looked like he had a kensington mouse under his forehead and a swollen eye. by the wedding though it wasn't so bad, although at close range he really looked fucked up. i'll post a pick of his mug when i get one. it was pretty bad. but my wife didn't want to kill us at all, she laughed it off and was thankful it wasn't me, or was worse for tom.
the wedding itself was amazing, my wife was stunning, the reception was fantastic and so much fun. my wife and i, as many of you know, are into fitness. so, as my uncle was giving the blessing he mentioned that instead of everyone ringing their glass to make us kiss, people had to do pushups or jumping jacks. i for sure thought that idea was going to fucking bomb, but i'll be damned, people went all out trying to top one another with their physical fitness feat. the winner of the night, 3 large trainers that michelle works with and one very small trainer girl. one guy on each side they each held one of her hands, the other guy grabbed her feet. then they all raised her up over their head and she did a floating pushup (10 of them) in mid-air. it was awesome.
funnest reception ever.
no pics yet from that, still waiting for the photographer to put them together.
pics from maui though. maybe i'll post them tomorrow. have to download the rest from the camera.
good times.
i have a wife. weird.