jevad
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Which reminds me, my buddy last year went as Tobais Funke.
But not just any Tobais Funke.
Never Nude, Blue Man Group Tobias Funke.
Daisy Duke shorts, with the pockets sticking out thru the cut off pant legs.
Bald cap, with fake hair.
Glasses.
Moustache.
Covered in blue body paint.
Got so completely wasted, and kept ruining everything he touched (the Prussian Touch?), that they locked him in the basement for the nite.
They woke up the next morning to the cops at their door, asking if "Is this kid yours?"
He had somehow managed to get out, and walk a MILE away, broke into a house, went to sleep on the couch and was using the person's oxygen mask.
Because the house was 2 grand parents.
...
Picture this. Coming downstairs in the morning, to see a man covered in blue body paint, in daisy dukes with an oxygen mask covered in blue as well from him using it before his boyd passed out.
...
Fucking insane.
No charges, they felt bad because they have grandkids who liked to party.
However, he had no idea where he was at.
The cops had to d rive him around like that for 20 minutes until they found the place.
And he was in the back.
Yelling out Arrested Development quotes because he was still completely hammered.
I don't do the story justice.
When I was told it, as I missed the party from being out of hte country ... I literally fell to the ground laughing, and did that thing where you walk in a circle but you're on teh ground ... in the middle of the street.