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I would give him a good scolding.
A good scolding with scolding hot liquid. And as he grabs his face going, "AAHHHH AHHHH YOU BURNED MY FACE WITH SCOLDING HOT LIQUID", I'd be all like, "That's rite ... that's fucking rite."
And he'd be running around like a chicken with his head cut off screaming bloody murder I'd kill his cat and go, "By the way, I just killed your cat", and at the moment he'd hear the neck break.
And he'd be all like, "AHHHH YOU BURNED MY FACE WITH SCOLDING HOT LIQUID AND WHILE I WAS IN PAIN YOU KILLED MY CAT!!!!!"
And I'd be like, "That's rite ... that's fucking rite."
And as he'd be crying at th lost of his cat, which would be hurting him even more as the salt from his tears would be piercing his scold wounds I'd be like, "Now guess what I did."
And he'd repeat everything he already said adding, "... WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO NEXT?!"
I'd straite kick him in the nuts.
Totally unexpected.
Completely unexpected.
And as his balls traveled up his abdomenon through his throat and out of his mouth I'd go, "YAHTZEE!!!!!"
And then at this point I'd be bored and I'd just roundhouse kick him out of a window.
I say roundhouse kick because it sounds cool, I probably couldn't do it.
I'd just push him.
But I'd tell everyone I roundhoused kicked him.