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Haha thanks kOna, just remember "big pause", and you have them too boot to add to the joke, haha.
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Here's another "bear" joke, that is nowhere near as classic as the Polar Bear Joke, however, why not write this one down too.
---So a Panda Bear walks into a pub, and sits at the bar. It's a nice pub, kind of classy and even has someone playing piano in the background.
So the barkeep puts a coaster down and goes, "Hey Panda Bear, what'd you have this evening?"
Panda Bear responded, "No drinking tonite my good man, however, I would like some chips."
Barkeep says sure thing, comes back a little later with the chips, the Panda eats them while enjoying the ambience and asks for the check.
After leaving a hefty tip on just chips, the Panda Bear thanks the barkeep and heads for the door, but before leaving he turns to the man playing the piano and pulls out a gun and shoots him dead.
The music has obvioulsy stopped, and everyone is in shock.
The barkeep in horror exclaims, "Panda Bear!? Why in the world did you shoot my Piano Man?!"
The Panda blows the smoke from the gun and simply says, "I'm a Panda, look it up", and exits stage left.
Still in shock, the barkeep frantically looks for a phone to call the police, however, he eyes a dictionary in the process and looks up Panda Bear, the people at the bar crowd around as he puts his finger under the definition as says aloud,
"Panda Bear: Eat chutes and leaves."