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I think this one will really make me look like the asshole I am.
I was talking to this girl, things were going great, then I meet her best friend.
Things went really great after that, however, their friendship quickly ended and then I was stuck in a doomed pseudo-relationship with the supposed BFF.
I figure friendship with number one was better because she puts up with way more of my antics, plus number two was almost as tall as me.
On a scale of 1-10 I'd say they were both 9's, so the hottness factor they were even and I had to nitpick, and because I have severe problems.
Over time they became friends again (2 years...), and then one day I met this girl at a party, at number one's oddly enough. She looked familiar but not familiar.
I thought she was cute, hot, etc., so it was verbal diarrhea time and I quickly started making jokes and trying to make sure she forgot that anyone else was there unless I could poke fun at/of them.
I then find out, she is number two's little sister. Who is home from college for the weekend.
So ... I went into overdrive, much to the shygrin of said bigger sister who showed up later to see this.
Needless to say ... I'm a complete scumbag.
And that's ... ahem ... my "buckeye" story (though in "hind"site, that would have been hillarious).