h*t and h*rny

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  • enjine0

    so i'm walking down the street last night and i turn the corner to go into a bodega, and this female cop is staring at me.

    i think to myself, what does she know i have herb in my pocket? what other shit could she bust me for right now...?

    i keep looking right into her eyes and realize, oh shit, she's hot! she's totally checking me out right now.

    then i pictured myself getting drunk + stoned with a cop.

    nah, would never work...

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