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- blaw0
this is one of my favorite wedding stories:
on the night of our wedding we drove my wife's car, covered in strings and balloons, to a hotel. now, leaving that stuff on your car overnight is a bit of a beacon to thieves (perhaps the car is loaded with wedding gifts, money, etc.).
so, not having a knife handy i used a cigarette lighter to melt the strings and then tossed all of that stuff in the trunk.
the next morning we were heading out on our honeymoon and we get in the car and smell burnt plastic.
open the trunk and sure enough there's light fire damage from my task the prior evening.
"holy shit, i set her car on fire!" is what i'm thinking, but my brand-new bride was completely cool with it.
so i thought, "hmm... i really did marry the right girl."