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damn janne!!
landlords can be such cock-ends, policemen too:
Dunno if you ever heard the story about the policeman that tried to arrest chossy and me for public urination, but here goes - I hope it makes you smile :)
So chossy and me were out and got really really drunk, on the way to my place we stop at a bit of wasteground for a jimmy riddle, along comes this guy with a black trenchcoat and starts saying how he is a policeman, I'm like "yeah yeah of course you are" until he pulls out his ID... whoops. So he's busy giving us into trouble but has difficulty pronouncing the name of the police station he wants us to go to with him.. this is when we realise he is drunk and off duty... he tried to apologise with "aaw shoorry laadsh itsh been a hard night.."
we sawstraight through that shite though and called him a fucken dick as he was staggering away... marvellous, the only person in edinburgh more drunk than us was the policeman who tried to bust us.actually it's not that funny, but you've read it anyway ;)