Official World Cup 2006 Thread
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- mattyd040
i tried to get my friend mike into the game (slippy writer) but he was staunchly against watching soccer. so, it lead to this conversation via our myspace pages...
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me: to make the world cup more interesting, you should watch the game on mute and make up pet names for the players and then do your own commentary. so, for instance, a particular play would go a little something like this:
"big man passes it back to long dong. long dong gives it to diarreah. diarreah makes a run down the left side and crosses it to foreskin. foreskin peels off the defenders... shoots... GOAAALLL!!!!"
it's what i do at least.
mike: (after the game) Yes, I played the nickname game, only the ones I came up with were "Lackadaisical, " "Mr. Casual, " "Unpatriotic Fuck, " and, this one was special for Claudio Reyna, "Big Suckass Pussyfart." Also, whats up with the clock running in soccer when someone's faking injury? So you get to roll around on the ground and act like your hammy hurts for as long as you want while the clock runs out? I give a yellow card to FIFA. and that's my take. Have a pleasent afternoon.