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    now pigeons on the other hand...

    I think we should have a 2 week period a year called 'Pigeon season', unoriginal I know. But in those two weeks the person who kills the most pigeons gets a prize. bit like whacking day in the simpsons.

    seriously, I think Id win. Ive developed a pair of trousers like the ones in the great escape, where I can fill my pockets with poisened bread crumbs, and pull a string and the crumbs whould be dispersed out the bottom of my trousers. I think I could get thousands.

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