Resume Check

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  • gramme0

    I didnt find your name on the first one. Anonymous resumes never make an impression. I always look for the personal stats, name, age, background, even maritial status etc, very important, esp. if the resume comes with a picture
    grown-sexy
    (Jun 18 06, 16:58)

    ALWAYS put a picture of yourself, preferably half-naked, on your resume. If you have any particularly attractive family members, have their images on there too. In fact, don't send a resume, just send a family album. People don't really care about the work you've done. They just wanna know if you're a sexy beast and have the kind of bedroom eyes needed for groundbreaking design work. And, if in doubt, always go with the drop-shadow on your type. And forsake the grid altogether because that's what a real coolguy does. YUM.

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