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- digitalswarm0
Do you feel me that...
Going to a house party, getting pissy on several bottles of Andre, then getting butt naked (with a party hat over your junk) and hitting a pinata is e-p-i-c.
hings I say to girls at bars when I've had at least a half-a-bottle of Jameson:
"Will you spread horseradish on my chest?"
"You have beautiful hands"
"Tiffany Amber Thiessan is my first cousin"
"Will you pour a jug of sangria on my dick, light it on fire, and then give me a handjob with an oven-mitt to extinguish the flames?"
"I read for pleasure"
One time i brought my clean bill of health to a bar so girls could make sure.
don't even hate, i've had intimate relations with many a mediocre girl (with big hands) by using these lines.