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Because I did write an article for it about Chicago, it's pretty cool, basically a guide to how to avoid being killed in Chicago during a three day weekend visit.
Covers stuff like:
What gang terrority are you in at any given moment?
What intersection has the highest rate of red light runners resulting in pedestrian deaths?
What subway stations get crowded the most resulting in people falling into tracks and getting shredded by oncoming trains?
Where have people just gone completely nuts with semi-automatic weapons?
And the showstopper:
A guide to the 7,245 toxic microorganisms living in Lake Michigan that will swim right up your urinary tract and eat you alive inside out.