the worste thing...
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I've said so many utterly despicable things to people that it's impossible to pin point the exact worst.
However, I'm venturing a guess that after this - you may feel you are going to hell just by reading it. And if you don't want to be offended, I do suggest not reading any further.
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I was in a beer pong tournament, and made it to the finals. That meant there was a huge crowd around the table and in situations like that, I feel I am on display... to tell jokes.So the entire time, I'm reeming this kid who is on the other team. I'm making fun of his physical apperance, his hygiene, basically superficial things because I'm shallower than a kiddie pool.
To his credit, he is taking this all in good jest while everyone is laughing, including his friends.
I know of him, like I know his name - but other than that I just know where he is from, which is a town where a lot of my friends happen to come from. To be honest, I actually don't like him based solely on the jerks I know he hangs out with from back there.
I took the comments a little too far with the following, "The only thing uglier than that ugly piece of shit right there would have to be his mother. I mean dear G-d, just imagine the beard and gut on that bitch. You know he has to be an only child, whose father comes from a sperm bank because seriously who would fuck something that looks like that. I mean Jesus, he probably caused irrepeable (spelling) damage popping out of that pussy."
Now I know what you may be thinking, that's not funny. You're right. That is hilarious. I got the reaction I wanted, people are in hysterics. However, I notice the 'Whatever' grin has turned into a death stare. And I notice there are a slew of people who aren't laughing and are giving very shocked and 'NO' looking faces at me.
With a crack in his voice, and his eyes beginning to swell up he informs me his mother died of cancer a few weeks ago, and that I am a fucking asshole.
You could hear a pin drop.
So I tell him, "I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry your mother couldn't live long enough to see her son grow up to become a miserable disappointment. In fact, I'm surprised she made it this far, if I was her I would have commited suicide after spawning something as ugly as that. What are you crying? Why don't you go dig up your dead mother and get one last hug in while her body is still warm, because no one else cares about you or what you have to say."
I'm not proud of this in the least, and to be honest the only just desserts I got was to see a grown man run away in tears while a lot of people I didn't like in the first place telling me how much they hate me.
I've had a lot of times that I could have apologized to him afterwards. It's only crossed my mind as something I'd never do though.
Shrug.