Stupid things that clients say

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  • jox0

    "we want the site to be awesome, like so futuristic with lotsa sploosh and splash and booms all over it, and then the text should just fade in like a bomb, you know with a nifty sound like ka-blaam!"

    "quite frankly sir, I'm not sure this would be very suitable for you. After all, you are a law firm, and a very respectable one"

    from a trainee at a law firm I worked with, according to the law firm's bosses, he "knows the web". Haven't i heard that before? No matter who you work for, they always have somebody there (or know somebody) who is an expert in what you're about to do - always coming up with the dumbest f-ing ideas.

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