Flirtbucks Revised
Flirtbucks Revised
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How to meet a girl you are interested in but don't have the guts to talk to:
1. Do not talk to her ... yet.
2. Swig from flask.
3. Guzzle from flask.
4. Test out jokes with whoever is around you.
5. When they don't laugh get real angry.
6. Swig.
7. Tell your friends to bugger off, and stumble to the lass.
8. Knock over a chair or two, let her know you mean business.
9. Introduce yourself in a loud audible from Pluto voice, compliment her.
10. Duck to left.
11. Laugh at person who got her drink thrown on them.
12. Grimmace in pain as you get kicked in the nuts and not paying attention because you were laughing so hard.Fin.