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    the last time i went out with the (now ex) girl's parents, dad got toasted and returned from the bathroom with toilet seat covers for everyone! now this is a classy place, mind you, and he tries to put everyones personal seat cover around each respective neck. that went over well. and then he spilled an entire bottle of red wine in my lap. then we went to a bar and he tried to get mum to dirty dance with him and was putting his hands up her dress. a lovely night, the end.

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