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• barbtastic0

  back in like the mid-90s, i found this 90210 haiku site. it's down now, luckily i was wise enough to copy these and save them... apparently some guy who worked the night shift and all he had was 90210 reruns. classic.
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  i often mix up
  doogie's dad and jim walsh
  i'm not quite sure why

  kelly, so sexy
  looking naughty yet so nice
  will you marry me

  kelly marry me
  beautiful and mostly sane
  rare trait on this show

  claire will roll her eyes
  claire will bite her lip also
  get a new schtick, girl

  i am not brenda
  don't compare me to brenda
  valerie's outburst

  i yell every day
  dylan she's no good for you
  but he never hears

  brian austin green
  was a dork, now a rap star
  kill david silver

  pass the sexpot torch
  kelly, valerie, then claire
  brandon poked them all

  steve is an airhead
  but he did get the idea
  peach pit after dark

  where are brandon's folks
  help, i missed that episode
  hopefully, reruns

  valerie was hot
  when she was saved by the bell
  she's still hot, but fat

  my sweet love kelly
  never cut your hair again
  it looks freakin dumb

  donna won't put out
  she's a good catholic lady
  so why the implants

  ray was really cool
  too bad he beat donna's ass
  though she deserved it

  the peach pit seems nice
  not like the diners i know
  nat is not a greek

  david's big earring
  you look like a damn pirate
  where's your eyepatch, dork?

  dylan sculpts his hair
  is it mousse? is it hair spray?
  maybe it's styling gel

  steve sanders - da man
  the coolest guy on the show
  since ray pruit left

  all vengeful bitches
  at one time or another
  and sometimes so nice

  first claire episode
  i think i hit the jackpot
  damn she looks so fine

  a fight to the death
  cage match - "saved by the bell" vs.
  beverly hills high

  oh claire make me hurt
  i knew i hit the jackpot
  i need a kleenex

  brenda seemed so pure
  before she posed for playboy
  i have the issue

  andrea : cheater!
  with that red haired doctor guy
  looks like eric stoltz

  peach pit after dark
  with flying toaster logo
  corporate connection?

  she is so ugly
  she should be pushed down the stairs
  producer's daughter

  psycho wheelchair guy
  brainwashing my girl kelly
  i could do that too

  south of the border
  small trip; brenda and dylan
  and they got stuck there

  david silver's dad
  wants to marry kelly's mom
  now they are siblings

  val throws the big flirt
  brandon's shocked for a minute
  but, yah, he'll take it

  kelly's dark haired friend
  allison, the crispy dyke
  real sexy, but wants kelly

  legendary man
  dick dale as the surf axeman
  playing keg functions?

  dylan and david
  it's goatee day on the show
  get them a razor

  I saw a new show
  who the hell are these people
  should stick to reruns

  Donna's new haircut
  she stole it from valerie
  beats the clorox look

  Noah has a boat
  what do you think he calls it
  maybe - Noah's ark

  recycled haircuts
  Donna with Valerie's 'do
  Noah with Dylan's

  don't you cry Donna
  all that plastic surgery
  hope it's oil based

  have you seen my thug?
  sharkskin suits, lots of gold chains?
  can't act for his life?

  when there's a band on
  stand and swing like idiots
  it's the b h way

  brawlin' at the bar
  steve swingin' at pauly shore
  the blond and the weez

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