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    but had first spent some time in another place, of which he could remember
    little except a desk, a cupboard and a sofa.
    There some men had questioned Nikanor Ivanovich, but since his eyes
    were clouded by a flux of blood and extreme mental anguish, the interview
    was muddled and inconclusive.
    'Are you Nikanor Ivanovich Bosoi,' they began, ' chairman of the house
    committee of No. 302a, Sadovaya Street? '
    Nikanor Ivanovich gave a wild peal of laughter and replied:
    'Of course I'm Nikanor! But why call me chairman? '
    'What do you mean? ' they asked, frowning.
    'Well,' he replied,' if I'm a chairman I would have seen at once that
    he was an evil spirit, wouldn't I? I should have realised, what with his
    shaky pince-nez, his tattered clothes--how could he have been an
    interpreter? '
    'Who are you talking about? '
    'Koroviev! ' cried Nikanor Ivanovich. ' The man who's moved into No.
    50. Write it down--Koroviev! You must find him and arrest him at once.
    Staircase 6--write it down--that's where you'll find him.'
    'Where did you get the foreign currency from? ' they asked
    insinuatingly.

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