man sues...himself

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    i was coming home from a pool league real late one night and as this car passed me going in the opposite direction BAM!... something hit the side of my car.

    i quickly pulled over thinking it was a hubcap or something but from the splatter on the side of my door it looked like they threw a bottle of yoohoo at me. so i get back in my car and turn around to follow them.

    with one hand i'm calling the cops, the other is taking the butt end of my pool que out of it's case and i'm doing 100 driving with my knee. i fiinally catch up and wouldn't you know it the little fuckers get all hard and throw MORE shit out of their car back at me. i back off and am telling the cops everything that is going on, where i'm at, what direction we're going. then they finally pull over in a wendy's parking lot and the driver and passenger get out, i stay a ways back and turn my high beams on them, then out of no where this cop shoots into the parking lot with his lights on and hauls ass right up to their car. then their hard asses turned quite pussy.

    they said that it was ME who was chasing them. haha. morons.

    wait. why the fuck am i typing this again? damn i just got really bored and needed to tell a crazy driving story or something.

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