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  • mg330

    Found on craigslist:

    Best bachelor party story....

    We shouldn't have done this...but we did anyway. For my buddy's bachelor party....we hand cuffed a bowling ball on the end of a chain with his fiances name on it to his ankle. The chain was just short enough that when he walked...he had to bend over...so he couldn't walk straight the whole night. Anyway...late night we ended up at a strip club. We had the strippers pull him up on stage. They pulled his belt off and pulled his pants down to his bare ass in the middle of the place and beat his ass....HARD! It was funny though because they couldn't take his pants all of the way off because he had that damn bowling ball cuffed to his ankle. Anyway....we took a picture of him getting his ass whipped on stage. The only way he was getting that bowling ball off was get back to his fiance....who was the only one who had a key.

    It gets better...or worse...which ever way you think of it. At his wedding...the next weekend...his family had a slide show of pictures of him and his fiance growing up...and then later of them together. Well his brother took that picture of him on stage at the strip club getting his ass beat...and had it made into a slide. You guessed it....his brother slipped that picture into the slide show. You should have seen everyone at the wedding when they saw that. Some people were histerically laughing....others were very offended...which I can understand. Anyway....I thought that was a good enough story to share....and I thought it was some of the funniest shit ever....Good times!

    Was this going too far?

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