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so we've been cleaning up the yard around the new house. before we bought it the house was a rental property and it appears the last tenant was a terrible alcoholic. we've found about a dozen vodka bottles of all sizes (1/2 gallons, fifths, pints, and even airplane size) stashed all over the place. In bushes, in pots, in the shed, etc. I felt bad for the poor bastard until this morning when I met with the furnace guy and he told me a story of the last time he worked on the furnace at our house. He said it was about 9 in the morning and the guy living there was piss drunk and tried to start a fight with the furnace guy! He said (slurred), "I'm a gawd damned Navy Seal motherfucker. Think you can kick my ass?" The furnace man told me that there were guns all over the place in the house so he asked the guy to step out onto the porch. Things cooled down, he finished the job and got the hell out of there. I hope that navy freak didn't die in our house. Who wants a cocky drunk ghost bumping around in the night saying "think you can whoop my ass?" before kicking our cats.