PVN Anthology IV
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Okay, I've got one....
A buddy of mine works this event every year for like the past 23 years. The State Highway Patrol is the security force for the event... these guys don't kid around, - except for Officer "Bill".
Officer "Bill" knows we smoke, but we are very discreet about it, and he's got no issue with us doing it, as long as we don't do it in front of him, (in fact, he says he will join us when he retires).
Anyway, one afternoon, we're coming back from our trip to the 'back 40' having a pow-wow and smoking the peace pipe. As we return, we pass Officer 'Bill' in his cruiser. My buddy decides to flip him the bird and gives Officer Bill the finger, then speeds away. We are on private property, on the event grounds, and not the streets.Officer Bill starts up his car and engages in a pursuit (at like 20 mph). He pulls us over, gets out of his car and approaches us. The dudes in the back, who are oblivious to my buddy's relationship with Officer Bill, are f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g-o-u- t.
The car reeks, we've just given the state boys the finger, we fled, we're loaded, beer in the car. They are so uncomfortable, it's hilarious.Officer Bill approaches the window of the car, sizes up the occupants, looks us all over, takes a huge sniff, and looks at my buddy who's driving and says...
"Are they freaking out yet, John?"
He answers, "Yeah"... and says, "Thanks a lot, that was a good one! We got 'em good that time"Officer Bill smiled, said, "Have a nice day" and went back to his patrol.
ghandolf
(Feb 27 06, 09:15)best story ever told!!