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- kingjulien0
Hello?
Boris?
Yeah..
Your name is really Boris.
Who's calling?
Like Boris Yeltsin? Boris Becker?
Yeah, who's this?
Are you the writer slash photographer Boris, the one from the Ukraine via Houston?
I'm gonna hang up and trace this call.
Do you ever say cool things like Babushka?
Who the fuck is this!!??
Do you ever wear the Che Guavara beret when you go to galleries?
I'm gonna kill you!
Are you one of those slim shady Russians? Do you comb your hair forward and wear Fila jumpsuits?
What?
Are you the Boris that is now going out with Christina?
Oh, I see, so this must be Rob. How does it feel that I stole your woman?
Well, considering we broke up a year before she even met you, I wouldn't phrase it quite like that ,Uncle Vanya.
What do you want asshole?
When you were growing up, did you idolize Ivan Drago from Rocky 4?
You mean Dolph Lundgren?
Another classis name. Dolph.
Dolph and Boris. That has a sweet ring to it . All you need is a lover named Andrei and you guys can get a room at the bathhouse downtown for the special two hour rate.
What are you babbling about?
I just wanted to hear your voice, Boris, so i could figure out if you were blatantly stealing my ideas or I just had unconsicously conditioned Christina to only like the same type of guys?
What you say?
I saw those new photos Boris. Where did you get that concept from? Did it have anything to do with the photos Christina has hanging in her apartment?
You're pathetic.
Your name is Boris.Click.