Your Injuries

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    oh I almost forgot that one time I slammed my finger into the end of a handle-bar pipe and sliced it open. I stumbled into the local Wendy's with blood spurting everywhere.

    I bled all over the salad bar and they had to close it down. Then when I went to stabalize myself by leaning on the garbage can I accidentally put my arm right into it and smacked my head on the top. Then I promptly fell down and passed out on the floor.

    The Wendy's employees had to make a tourniquet out of a J-Cloth and rubber band and drive me to the hospital.

    Fuck, that was fun.

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