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- kingjulien0
- purchase icepick from home depot
- scam dentist for local anesthetic
- tell dental assistant who assisted that you'll only call when her husband is away, you promise, while winking and giving that devious look - the same one you employed while fondling fashion mannequins in that absurd photoshoot back in art school
- tell receptionist you left your checkbook in the car, then drive away
- consider telling her to leave the hershey's kisses alone after noticing her fourth chin, but then remind yourself that this would be cruel (she even gave you a 5% discount Jim)
- forget lecture from dentist about eastern spirituality and asian herbs for good wholesome living (it's far too late for that now doc)
- write out list for mother to call, complete with bank account numbers and flight itinaries from detroit, phoenix, new york, and atlanta
- order turkey club from jack's with the urban fries. ask for bleu cheese on the side
- ignore low flying owls singer with the crafted bangs who nods in uber-cool way as you leave (he forgot you at the storke club anyway, especially when you mentioned his grey suit)
- tell general manager everything is great, that you'll call to play golf soon (remember nobody can see your thoughts)
- check email
- prepare needle
- turn on Jupiter and Beyond section from 2001 A Space Oddysey, and ensure that the surround sound is on high
- insert icepick into boiling water
- throw lemon into neghobor's pool and yell fuck off when he peers through circle in fence
- put on painter's smock and place newspaper underneath chair
- dial ex-gf and hang up at first sound of voice. do not pick up return call. do not check voice mail
- look in mirror and wonder what happened.
- print out manuscript
- place on counter
- insert pick into temporal lobe
- begin to question why lobotomy got outlawed in the first place