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  • tehgee0

    lol there is actually a very funny story behind that :
    there was this guy on myspace who kept messaging me:

    darren: so whats ur condition
    tara: well,
    tara: have u ever read wierd nj?
    darren: no
    tara: have you ever heard of the midget colonies in edgewater?
    darren: ur a midget
    tara: semi-midget
    darren: how tall
    tara: 4 foot 16 inches
    darren: so ur 5'4
    tara: in midget measurements yes
    darren: i dont get the difference
    tara: well like - did you ever see the movie elf
    darren: yeah but i dont remember it
    tara: oh :/ its REALLY good
    darren: i seen it.
    darren: wait so how tall are u
    tara: hmm if the midget height is going to be an
    issue
    tara: then the 6th toe is definately going to freak you out
    darren: no ur not giving me a measurement that
    we both know
    tara: i gotta run before it gets wicked cold out
    darren: why
    tara: to walk home
    darren: why cant u tell me the truth
    tara: it takes along time
    tara: short legs and all
    darren: how tall
    darren: r u kidding about ur height or your toes
    tara: IM BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS
    darren: i always had a fantasy about being with a midget
    tara: 6 TOED MIDGITS DONT FUCK AROUND
    darren: my ex was 4'11
    tara: is taht why you killed her
    darren: but she wasnt a midget
    darren: what
    tara: you're an oxymoron.. a budhist, yet a killer
    tara: hmm
    darren: lol
    tara: very confusing
    darren: i dont get it
    darren: but ok
    darren: have u ever been with a regular guy
    tara: no only other 6 toes
    darren: ithink ur lying
    tara: its very hard to keep your ballance with 6 toes
    tara: good thing i have a low center of gravity
    darren: so iguess u dont want me to come over
    tara: i mean , how tall are you
    tara: youll have to liek crouch down
    darren: i can duck
    darren: have u ever been with a tall guy
    tara: just wilt chamberlan
    darren: ok i guess u dont want to meet
    tara: IM JOKING
    tara: ALL JIOKES
    darren: good thing i dont know if i could
    handle 6 toes
    darren: i like kissing toes
    tara: FREAK!
    tara: TOE SUCKER
    darren: u will love it
    tara: ...
    tara: uh
    tara: i gotta go!
    darren: wait can come over
    tara: haha
    tara: you are funny
    darren: why
    tara: uh
    tara: toe suckers are fucking maniacs
    tara: i cant have taht on my concience
    darren: have some wine and chat
    tara: i can see it now, a drunken toe sucker in my
    midget apartment... destroying everything
    tara: sorry i cant have that
    tara: not around th e holidays
    darren: wow u must be weird i just want o come
    over and have some wine
    tara: haha

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