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- tehgee0
lol there is actually a very funny story behind that :
there was this guy on myspace who kept messaging me:darren: so whats ur condition
tara: well,
tara: have u ever read wierd nj?
darren: no
tara: have you ever heard of the midget colonies in edgewater?
darren: ur a midget
tara: semi-midget
darren: how tall
tara: 4 foot 16 inches
darren: so ur 5'4
tara: in midget measurements yes
darren: i dont get the difference
tara: well like - did you ever see the movie elf
darren: yeah but i dont remember it
tara: oh :/ its REALLY good
darren: i seen it.
darren: wait so how tall are u
tara: hmm if the midget height is going to be an
issue
tara: then the 6th toe is definately going to freak you out
darren: no ur not giving me a measurement that
we both know
tara: i gotta run before it gets wicked cold out
darren: why
tara: to walk home
darren: why cant u tell me the truth
tara: it takes along time
tara: short legs and all
darren: how tall
darren: r u kidding about ur height or your toes
tara: IM BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS
darren: i always had a fantasy about being with a midget
tara: 6 TOED MIDGITS DONT FUCK AROUND
darren: my ex was 4'11
tara: is taht why you killed her
darren: but she wasnt a midget
darren: what
tara: you're an oxymoron.. a budhist, yet a killer
tara: hmm
darren: lol
tara: very confusing
darren: i dont get it
darren: but ok
darren: have u ever been with a regular guy
tara: no only other 6 toes
darren: ithink ur lying
tara: its very hard to keep your ballance with 6 toes
tara: good thing i have a low center of gravity
darren: so iguess u dont want me to come over
tara: i mean , how tall are you
tara: youll have to liek crouch down
darren: i can duck
darren: have u ever been with a tall guy
tara: just wilt chamberlan
darren: ok i guess u dont want to meet
tara: IM JOKING
tara: ALL JIOKES
darren: good thing i dont know if i could
handle 6 toes
darren: i like kissing toes
tara: FREAK!
tara: TOE SUCKER
darren: u will love it
tara: ...
tara: uh
tara: i gotta go!
darren: wait can come over
tara: haha
tara: you are funny
darren: why
tara: uh
tara: toe suckers are fucking maniacs
tara: i cant have taht on my concience
darren: have some wine and chat
tara: i can see it now, a drunken toe sucker in my
midget apartment... destroying everything
tara: sorry i cant have that
tara: not around th e holidays
darren: wow u must be weird i just want o come
over and have some wine
tara: haha