cheer me up
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pussy = problems. BIG problems - the source of my nemesis...
pascii
(Jan 16 06, 04:46)it scares the shit out of me too...
mr_snuggles
(Jan 16 06, 04:47)oh i see, you guys must be gayers.
*rolls eyes.
two individual female humans broke your hearts and you've foresaken all pussy... are you gunna let them have that kinda power over you?? course you're not!
Time to pack up the past into a tiny little suitcase, load it with rocks and chuck it into lake zurich/the north sea. Astalavista past!
Maybe it's something i'll never understand, maybe its your fear of being alone, maybe it's your anxiety of seducing new girls...
You've got something 2 billion and a half chicks need and crave. Don't deny them that!
Not saying these chicks you were with weren't super special, but they made their choice - and disempowered you in the process.
Time to pack away the hot lesbian porn, pull up your boots and get back on the saddle!
Hey pascal, come to London. that'll cheer you up! me you and snuggs will hit on random girls and make fools of ourselves. It'll be fun! I'll lead and you guys can be my wings. And then i'll be the wing for you two. We'll all wear colour coordinated hats to signify our brotherly sexo-agressiveness.
Are you with me??!!!
*gruntts again and grabs crotch