Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
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*sprays windex all over glass table (to get it spotless)
*runs wet from the shower screaming happy birthday at the top of my lungs
*jumps from living room, ass first to land on freshly cleaned table
*lands on table perfectly, sliding across smooth as silk giving "the fonz" thumbs up still gliding with grace
*slides off table, hits head on back door, blushes, runs out backdoor screaming happy birthday again
*streaking across the yard, I bound over a neighbors fence to get away from shame (still naked)
Happy Birthday Gruntt's Wife!!