War on Christmas
War on Christmas
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I have Christmas War Syndrome. Do you think the Fox will help a fella out? I've been out here on the front lines of this incredible battle, shouting "Merry Christmas" at all the non-believers, getting the middle finger from all non-christian types. Now everytime I see a middle finger I go into convulsions. Can't eat, can't sleep..hugging my Bill O'Reilly Action figure deep into the night, repeating, "No Spin..no spin..." over and over to calm my fragile nerves and as a mantra against all those foul smelling, non-christian immigrants that are surely outside JUST OUTSIDE MY DOOR.. Fear! Fear I tell you!. You Think No Spin Bill will help cover my medical expenses?