Christmas Stress

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  • gruntt0

    i've come up with a genius gift. my wife and i are doing the rounds, visiting several branches of the family, etc. Instead of a traditional gift i'm going to have my "member" hanging out of my pants the moment we walk in the door. I'll keep it out for a few minutes until I'm sure everyone present has seen it. I will then ask for everyone's attention and in a ceremonious fashion I will announce "For you all I give you this gift" I will then put my penis back into my pants and zip the fly and declare "Merry Christmas to you all!"

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