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- tehgee0
please excusee the cut and paste but here goes
basially - there was this freak on myspace wanting to go out so i had to scare him away buy saying i was a six toed midgit hahahhaa
darren: so whats ur condition
tara: well, have u ever read wierd nj?
darren: no
tara: have you ever heard of the midget colonies in edgewater?
darren: ur a midget
tara: semi-midget
darren: how tall
tara: 4 foot 16 inches
darren: so ur 5'4
tara: in midget measurements yes
darren: i dont get the difference
tara: well like - did you ever see the movie elf
darren: yeah but i dont remember it
tara: oh :/ its REALLY good
darren: i seen it.
darren: wait so how tall are u
tara: hmm if the midget height is going to be an
issue
tara: then the 6th toe is definately going to freak you out
darren: no ur not giving me a measurement that we both know
>> tara: i gotta run before it gets wicked cold out
>> darren: why
>> tara: to walk home
>> darren: why cant u tell me the truth
>> tara: it takes along time
>> tara: short legs and all
>> darren: how tall
>> darren: r u kidding about ur height or your toes
>> tara: IM BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS
>> darren: i always had a fantasy about being with a midget
>> tara: 6 TOED MIDGITS DONT FUCK AROUND
>> darren: my ex was 4'11
>> tara: is taht why you killed her
>> darren: but she wasnt a midget
>> darren: what
>> tara: you're an oxymoron.. a budhist, yet a killer
>> tara: hmm
>> darren: lol
>> tara: very confusing
>> darren: i dont get it
>> darren: but ok
>> darren: have u ever been with a regular guy
>> tara: no only other 6 toes
>> darren: ithink ur lying
>> tara: its very hard to keep your ballance with 6 toes
>> tara: good thing i have a low center of gravity
>> darren: so iguess u dont want me to come over
>> tara: i mean , how tall are you
>> tara: youll have to liek crouch down
>> darren: i can duck
>> darren: have u ever been with a tall guy
>> tara: just wilt chamberlan
>> darren: ok i guess u dont want to meet
>> tara: IM JOKING
>> tara: ALL JIOKES
>> darren: good thing i dont know if i could
>> handle 6 toes
>> darren: i like kissing toes
>> tara: FREAK!
>> tara: TOE SUCKER
>> darren: u will love it
>> tara: ...
>> tara: uh
>> tara: i gotta go!
>> darren: wait can come over
>> tara: haha
>> tara: you are funny
>> darren: why
>> tara: uh
>> tara: toe suckers are fucking maniacs
>> tara: i cant have taht on my concience
>> darren: have some wine and chat
>> tara: i can see it now, a drunken toe sucker in my
>> midget apartment... destroying everything
>> tara: sorry i cant have that
>> tara: not around th e holidays
>> darren: wow u must be weird i just want o come
>> over and have some wine
>> tara: haha
>>
>>
>> flat tire story
>> --------------------
>> ok well i got a flat tire pulled over - and remebered i no longer have a jack or anything - just a spare tire
>> so i called triple a took an hour nap then the triple a dude came and HE dindnt have a metric wrench so he towed me to sears
>>
>> teh service center wasnt open so i had to go buy a metric ratchet set and
>> the guy at sears was such an asshole all talking down to me which i hate -
>> like i said "i need to take my tire off of a vw - " and he interrupts and
>> says "no you dont - you need to take the WHEEL off not the tire" and i was
>> liek dude youre gonan need a new fucking face ratchet set in in 2 secontsssssssss anyway i finally bought this thing for leik $50 and went back outside
>>
>> THEN triple a dude was all like "how much did you pay for this" and i said
>> " like fitty bucks" and he all freaked out saying you didnt need teh whole
>> set just one and i was like hey hey paco dont get it all dirty im going to
>> return it and he was liek you cant do that so i was like
>> "ORLY?? watch me!"
>>
>> so i changed it and made him go get air for the spare cuz of course taht fucker was 1/2 flat.... tehn i tried to tip him but he wouldnt take it and
>> then we went our seperate ways teh end