Joxifier
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[i am learning japanese, so i decided to joxify what i learned so far. the originals are in the beginning. the joxified is after.]
Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocket.
Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! - Onwards to the Love Hotel!
Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane - You're really pretty.
Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere?
Ichiman-en kashite-kureru? - Can I borrow 10,000 yen?
Kino-watakusan nomisugita-ne? - You drank too much last night didn't you?
Nampa-shita! - I scored (when playing a girl for sex)
Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai - I can't live without your love.
Koko-ja hito-ni miechau-yo - People can see us here.
Bakku shito-ni suwaro - Let's get in the back seat.
Ima Shiyo - Let's do it now.
Kimi-to netai - I wan't to make love to you.
Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no? - What color is your underwear?
Hinin-suru-no wasurechatta - I forgot to use protection.
Shikkusu-nain suki - Let's do the sixty-nine.
Bakku-de shiyo - Let's do it doggy style.
Shinken-ni naritakunai. - I don't want to get serious.
Kimi-to-dewa shigeki-teki-ja nain-da - You don't excite me anymore.
Kimi-wa beddo-de yokunai. - You aren't any good in bed.
Dare-ga onara-shita? - Who blew a fart?
Itsu kekkon-shitai? - When do you want to get married?
Suitaru-ga ii-na - You have a nice figure.
Shitagi-o totte - Take your underwear off.
Boko-no me-o mite - Look into my eyes.
Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake - Your the only one I want.
Shinu-hodo aishiteru - I love you so much i could die.
Doko-no kurejitto kado-ga tsukaemasu-ka? - Which credit cards do you accept?
--joxifiy--
Pawkettaw-nee futawn-ga haeet-tau - I have a futawn een my pawket.
Lub-hawtau-EEK-U-ZO!!!! - Onwards taw the Lawve Hawtel!
Keemee-te hawntaw-nee keeeee-dane - Yawu're reewy pretty.
Mae-nee atta-kawtaw aru? - Dawn'te I knaww yawu frawm sawmewhae?
Icheeman-en kasheete-kurau? - Can I bawrraww 10,000 yen?
Keenaw-watakusan nawmeesugeeta-ne? - Yawu drank toooooo much laste neeghte deedn'te yawu?
Nampa-sheeta! - I skawred (when playeeng a geel fawr seks)
Keemee-naw-kawtaw eegaee-wa kangaaarenaee - I kan'te leeve weethawute yawur lawve.
Kawkaw-ja heetaw-nee meeechau-yaw - Peewple kan see us hae.
Bakku sheetaw-nee suwaraw - Let's gete een the bak seet.
Ima Sheeyaw - Let's daw eete naww. Keemee-taw netaee - I wan'te taw make lawve taw yawu.
Nanee eeaw-naw sheetagee-aw ssuketau-naw? - Whate kawlawr ees yawur undaweer?
Heeneen-suru-naw wasurechatta - I fawrgawte taw use prawtekteeewn.
Sheekkusu-naeen sukee - Let's daw the seeksty-neene.
Bakku-de sheeyaw - Let's daw eete dawggy style.
Sheenken-nee nareetakunaee. - I dawn'te wante taw gete saeeewus.
Keemee-taw-dewa sheegekee-tekee-ja naeen-da - Yawu dawn'te ekskeete me anymawre.
Keemee-wa beddaw-de yawkunaee. - Yawu aren'te any gooooood een bed.
Dare-ga awnara-sheeta? - Whaw blew a fart?
Issu kekkawn-sheetaee? - When daw yawu wante taw gete marreeed?
Sueetaru-ga eeee-na - Yawu have a neeke feegure.
Sheetagee-aw tawtte - Take yawur undaweer awff.
Bawkaw-naw me-aw meete - Looooook eentaw my eyes.
Bawku-ga hawsheeee-nawwa keemee-dake - Yawur the awnly awne I want.
Sheenu-hawdaw aeesheetau - I lawve yawu saw much ee kawuld deee.
Dawkaw-naw kurejeettaw kadaw-ga ssukaemasu-ka? - Wheech kredeete kards daw yawu akkept?