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    dialogue from the dentist office yesterday:

    Dentist: okay we're about ready for you

    mayo: okay *starts putting on chapstick

    Dentist: oh, you might not want to put lipstick on. It'll get all over your face.

    mayo: it's not lipstick. it's chapstick so i don't split my lip.

    Dentist: but it looks colored. Can i see it?

    *mayo hands chapstick over. Dentist looks at it.

    Dentist: You brought Hershey-flavored chapstick to a dentist office?

    *silence

    mayo: :|

    Dentist: :|

    mayo: why do i feel like that's a trick question?

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