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    when i was 13, i had a bad acne problem on my forehead. so one day my mom came home with some ointment from my uncle, the dermatologist.

    i was so excited when she gave it to me, i didn't read the front of the tube, just the instructions on the back (wash infected area and apply ointment liberally). i did just that and IT BURNED! but i kept it on as long as i could stand it because i had such bad skin. i finally had to wash it off because it burned so bad.

    my dad came home about a half hour later and asked why my forehead was so red. i told him and he asked to see the tube. I handed it to him and he read the front (which i STILL didn't do). after staring at the tube, then at me, the tube and back at me. he said, "michelle...this is jock itch cream."

    true story

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