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I went to the dentist today for the first time in 5 years! It's not that I don't like them or scared of them, but they tell you to get your teeth checked every 3-6 months and expect you to pay a 100 bucks for it.. fuck that.
So I wanted to prove the greedy fuckers wrong by not getting my teeth check for 5 years. In that period I have brushed my teeth twice a day and nothing more. I must have consumed 2000L Coke, 500kg candy, smoked 30000 cigarettes and lot of other shit thats bad and make holes in that period.. at least!!
But the dentist said I have very nice and clean spotless teeth and asked how often I have had them check... when I told him, he almost swallowed his nose..
"See you in 5 years you greedy fuck"