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  • TransFatty0

    jesus where to begin.

    once, during a stoned forrest hike to some waterfalls, we had been taking certain pills but had misplaced one. we really wished we hadnt misplaaced this certain pill.

    this story is all true.

    we came across, randomly, a man in the forrest with a little pet monkey. he was sitting on a bench.

    we all heald the monkey but he warned us that if the monkey took anything of ours from us, sunglasses etc. NOT to try and
    take it back right away or the monkey would freak out.

    OK - no prob we said ....

    so all was going well when suddenly the monkey reached into my friends pocket and produced the "lost" pill.

    the monkey then popped this pill into it's mouth.

    like in a slo mo movie, we all screamed:

    noooo!

    (didnt want the monkey to die or some shit)

    the monkey, sensing it had done something very wrong,
    spit the pill out.

    quickly i picked the pill up off the ground and swallowed it.

    the owner of the monkey didnt seem to give a shit either way,
    (i think he & the monkey were stoned too)

    then we went to the waterfalls
    and had a very nice day indeed.

    thanks to the monkey in the middle of the forrest.

    the end.

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