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i was hired by them a few years ago as one of those singing telagrams.
the sick fuck owner liked me so much he chained me to his desk for a year making me sing songs about his everyday activities and hair style.
*singing toys r us theme song
"hey, mister carter
you're looking nice today,
i like the shirt and pant combo as you walk in and say...
get to work muther fucker and make me laugh, or i'll stab you in the eye with my pen.
i'll do my best to make you laugh,
cause i'd really like to see my family again."then one day while he was napping at his desk i choked him to death with the chain and unlocked myself and ran home.
i'll give you a good reference if you need one.