confession
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last night i had an epiphany.
i was sitting at a stoplight, 5 cars back and a guy tries sneaking his car by on the right. i casually say 'dude what's the hurry?' more to myself really. the music was on and my windows down.
he rolls up about three feet past my car and says something out his window. i turn down my music and say louder 'dude, what's your hurry?' next thing i know he hops out of his car and points a gun at me.
that whole life flashing before your eyes is no lie. frozen i just sit there. then we happen to notice each others baseball cap. st. louis cardinals. mine red, his white with a red logo. then his expression changes to a look of 'oh fuck!'.
he starts appologizing like a mad man and saying 'don't call the cops, it's not loaded. the game starts in 15 minutes and i'm on my way to the liquer store to buy beer.'
i laugh nervously and give him a wave. i manage to say 'go cards' as he gets in his car.
i haven't worn that hat in over 4 years and only wore it cause i was wearing a red shirt at the gym.
my confession. i hate the cardinals.