Intelligent design
Out of context: Reply #186
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Time: after discipler dies
Setting: Pearly Gates
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St. Peter: May I help you?discipler: I'm discipler and I've died, i've just come to take my place in heaven alongside god and all the other "good" people.
St. Peter: Sorry, I don't seem to see your name on our list.
discipler: Really? There must be some kind of mistake.
St. Peter: Hold on just one moment
discipler: Yes sir, thank you
--St. Peter walks through gates, is heard mumbling and soon returns--
St. Peter: I'm sorry discipler, you aren't meant to be here. Satan would .llike to see you though.
Discipler: ?!
--heard from behind the gates as discipler turns away--
God: I don't need no fucking cheerleaders punk, I just wanted people to live in a peace acceptable to all living creatures.
--Several minutes later discipler is standing in front of Satan himself--
Discipler: Um, hello?
Satan: Suck my dick.
The End