Intelligent design

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    Time: after discipler dies
    Setting: Pearly Gates
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    St. Peter: May I help you?

    discipler: I'm discipler and I've died, i've just come to take my place in heaven alongside god and all the other "good" people.

    St. Peter: Sorry, I don't seem to see your name on our list.

    discipler: Really? There must be some kind of mistake.

    St. Peter: Hold on just one moment

    discipler: Yes sir, thank you

    --St. Peter walks through gates, is heard mumbling and soon returns--

    St. Peter: I'm sorry discipler, you aren't meant to be here. Satan would .llike to see you though.

    Discipler: ?!

    --heard from behind the gates as discipler turns away--

    God: I don't need no fucking cheerleaders punk, I just wanted people to live in a peace acceptable to all living creatures.

    --Several minutes later discipler is standing in front of Satan himself--

    Discipler: Um, hello?

    Satan: Suck my dick.

    The End

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