dane cook
dane cook
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- alkanenine0
i can't fucking stand that guy.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
MLP
(Sep 25 05, 16:22)indeed.
"I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the fuckin' sound of my addiction."
and
"As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So, if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend like I got there accidentally. "How'd I get up here, Goddamnit!? I guess I have to slide down. WEEEEE!!!!" That's what you say when you're having fun — you refer to yourself and some other people."
those two jokes get me everytime.