booooooze!!

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    My eyes briefly went out of focus or crossed twice last night. Is that normal?
    seed
    (Sep 2 05, 07:35)

    dude, friday night at the mgm in las vegas i was forced to pick up my cards off the table and close one eye to see them straight. my dealer kicked me off the table for being so drunk. i had to walk home with one eye closed cause everything was crossed. i ran into (almost literally) a hooker who asked where i was going, when i said 'my room' she asked 'can i come?' i looked at her and said 'damn... triplets will be expensive!' there was only one of her.

    i have never before been that drunk. good times.

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