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Mean Green Machines
Ingredients:
4 fifths vodka (any kind, and don’t get all fancy about it)
8 little cans of limeade, thawed
3 gallons of lime sherbet
several dozen plastic cups
a good-sized plastic ladle
a bungie cord
Fill the garbage pail with the vodka, then throw in the limeade, and add the required amount of water. Stir well, and float the sherbet on top. Attach the plastic ladle to the garbage pail with a bungie cord (you don’t want to forget this, or you’ll have your guests dipping their cups in willy-nilly, or, as the evening progresses, plunging face-first into the pail). Keep plenty of cups nearby.
Purple Passion
Ingredients:
4 fifths of gin (or vodka)
6 large cans of grape juice, thawed
2 bottles of seltzer
3 large lemons, cut up
3 large oranges, cut up
several dozen plastic cups
a good-sized plastic ladle
a bungie cord
Fill the garbage pail with the gin or vodka, then throw in the grape juice, and add the required amount of water. Add the seltzer water, and toss in the cut-up lemons and oranges. Do the bungie cord and ladle business again.