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In a small kingdom in the land of Hyrule, an army led by me, the Prince of Darkness, attacks the peaceful land and steals the Triforce of Power, a golden triangle possessing mystical powers. Fearing my wicked rule, Zelda, the princess of the land, divides the remaining Triforce (the Triforce of Wisdom) into eight fragments and hides them in dungeons across the land (bitch). She then sends Impa (bitch x2) to find someone with enough courage to destroy me and retrieve the Triforce. Angered, I imprison the princess and sends out a search party to find and beat the piss out of Impa. Impa gets caught, and just as she's about to be axed by my horrid henchmen, a young lad appears, drives off my men, saves Impa, and then has his way with her in the bushes. His name is Link!
After Link makes his way through two quests, with nine dungeons in each quest, Link finally finds and defeats me. I had the flu and wasnt feeling very well. Princess Zelda is saved and the Triforce is recovered, whoop de doo. The land of Hyrule is safe again. For now...until I shake this damned sore throat....