Utah party busted by Army
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More Utah rules.. can anyone confirm these lol
# Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
# Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
# It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
# It is against the law to fish from horseback.
# It is illegal not to drink milk.
# It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
# Birds have the right of way on all highways.
# You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
# It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
# It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
# It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
# No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
# You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. (Kaysville)
# Women may not swear. (Logan)
# Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. (Monroe)
# Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. (Provo)
# No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. (Salt Lake County)
# Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. (Salt Lake County)
# It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. (Tremonton)
# Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. (Trout Creek)