NT Roast: Tuesday

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  • PonyBoy0

    Enter roast:

    *taps mic

    *applause and lots of laughter as I sip my gin and tonic - hold the tonic

    so.... (lots of drunken laughter already)...

    fuck me, people - I haven't even started yet!

    *horrendous ear-fucking laughter

    *sips gin

    no but seriously... I was over at tara's house the other day... I walked in and found a really hairy cat stuffed in a pillow-case...

    ... turns out it was Tara in a pair of panties...

    *cymbal crash

    HEY-OOO!!...

    *whistles and glorious laughter of cheers and applause

    really though... I gotta be honest - tara is definetly one of my favorite NT'ers... favorite NT'ers that give great bbbj's!

    (private escort reference there)

    *turns around - gallops in place and slaps ass - splashing gin everywhere

    heeeeyyyyyyyy-oooooOO!!

    *laughter so loud your balls nearly burst

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