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    A guido walks up to tehgee sitting in a chair on her porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life maam?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," gee replied. "Wow, that's amazing," he said, "How old are you... 63... 72?" "Twenty-six."

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