saddam is over
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EPILOGUE:
Reagan .5 falls asleep on Lincoln's chair. The good people of Washington do not seem to give a shit now that Cannibas has been spontaneously decriminalized.
An infinitely long limosine lurches in front of the White House. The automatic window goes down halfway as Gold Plated Donald Trump speaks, " My new home...."
IRAQ-
Coke Master GW, red faced, muscles bulging, jogs into Bagdhad,
Presents Grandmaster Hash Hussein with a biological agent so deadly that
Saddam just has to invite him in. Once inside, CokeMaster GW embraces the Dark Lord in a bear hug....INTERCUT:
Somewhere in Maine, Daddy Bush pulls the legs off a spider as Mommy Bush remotely controls Shrub using ancient Nordic Voodoo Dolls.
IRAQ:
....his hold tightens.....GW mutters,
“I’m...uhh....a....ugggg....loving....uggh...He let’s go as Saddam falls in a heap on the floor....packages of Twinkies fall from his pockets. GW picks one up and rips the plastic off with his teeth. He spits onto the lifeless body of Hussein and rightfully regains his throne.