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- gruntt0
hypocrite me II
true story.today i was called by two neighbours who were paniced because a giant, and i mean GIANT honey bee colony was on the move. they ended up next to my window on a wall of a neighbouring office that sort of surrounds my place. they were all landing there, by the thousands, the wall was litterally black!!
so i called the police first as i had no clue who to call else, they said i had to call the city council who forwarded me (cuz of holida) to a commercial honey bee killer. i called the institutions main offices (as the staff was not present in the neighbouring office where the bees were entering the wall), they said they would accept the bill.
the man from the bee-killer company told me the honeybee is offically an endangered species and he was NOT allowed to kill them if they did not pose a threat.
It turned out though that they did. In his words, if kids were playing outside or people working in the neighbouring garden they could become irritated and some bees could possibly attack..
now on a completely different note (well for now, as it's relation to this story will become apparent if you read on..):
i am quite ill, i caught a horrible cold and i cough lots and have pains in the chest..so that afternoon, before the bees came i bought a big pot of honey to mix with my tea to ease the pain in my throat.
the bee-fighter told me he'd come back later tonight to see if they were still there, if they were he said he had no choice then to "smoke 'em out of their caves (=wall)"..
as i was hearing him talk when he returned(all in a white suit and with a creepy honeybee killer weapon in his hand) i was sipping my honey-tea watching him do his work from a small distance.
and then it OCURRED TO ME!!
i am no different then Bush!!!
while i am drinking honey like a maniac i have the entire population (including the leader: queen honeybee) killed! to make the similarities more striking i hired someone to kill them, while risking his own life (well to a certain extend!!) and to make it even more striking, i let the neighbouring institution pay for it, which means: TAXPAYERS are paying for the brutal killing of thousands of honeybees and their children honeybees.
while i waved the bee-killer goodbye only a few honeybees were still alive completely confused about what happened to them, left alone in a total chaos of dead bee bodies and posoinous matter.. i stepped inside again and took another tea with lots of lovely honey in it!
Crouwel(Aug 4 05, 13:18)