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    MX_

    in your case it will involve a kilt, some scottish faeces, plenty of malt whisky, ganja, sheep and veggie burgers - something for everyone, and a willing goat for the dutchie and his/her ladyboyfriend to share at both ends, and a JVC handheld to save this precious ritual for generations to come!

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    Crouwel
    (Aug 2 05, 15:58)

    and a doggy bag of my ashes for each guest to scatter where they want, and peanut butter if they want me glued to their chest, not to mention the souvenir collector's item limited edition MXashes Business card holder on sale in the foyer for only £7.49 for two (all proceeds going to Haggis Corp.) and wee designer vinyl scottish bastards™ with partially brown kilts that can be sniffed and stroked, for only £ 99,90 each!

    MX_OnD
    (Aug 2 05, 16:02)

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